Simon says…



 Simon Joynes

(May 25, 1958 – February 4, 2024)

Location: Port Stanley Festival Theatre

Date: Monday March 18, 2024

Time: 4:00pm to 7:30 pm in the Dorothy Faye Palmer Room,

with speakers in the Grace Auditorium at 5pm.

Snacks and drinks will be available.

Simon, an accomplished actor, playwright and director served the Port Stanley Festival Theatre

and local community for 18 years as the Artistic Director.

We invite his friends, colleagues and patrons of the theatre to join us as we raise a glass to remember Simon and his love for theatre and Port Stanley.

Celebration of life for Simon Joynes, Sunday February 25th from 2-5pm, Lighthouse Festival Theatre, Port Dover
There will be something to celebrate Simon at Port Stanley Festival Theatre as well, at a later date.


It is with heavy hearts that we announce Simon Joynes, who has been a champion of creating Canadian Theatre, has passed peacefully at his home with his family at his side.


Simon has been a friend to the community of Port Stanley for over 18 years, serving as the Port Stanley Festival Theatre’s Artistic Director. Aside from his love for theatre, Simon had a passion for sailing. So, it only seemed fitting that the bulk of his professional career be here in Port Stanley. His wonderful sense of humour left our stomachs in knots with all the great laughter we shared in the office.


Simon was a snappy dresser, he loved to wear his plaids. He had a plaid for every occasion. His favourite musical? Forever Plaid. If plaid were a flavour of cheese, we are sure he would eat it. Yes, he also loved cheese. We don’t think there was a cheese he didn’t like. What goes well with cheese? Scotch, of course. Nothing beats a neat glass of scotch while reading plays at home with his wife and daughter and their two wonderful dogs, Ruby and Sammy. Whenever Simon brought either of them to the office, you knew you weren’t getting much done. There were always lots of treats, and belly rubs and walks along the harbour.


As an artist, he was what you would call in the industry, a “Triple Threat”, but he was much more than that. He was a prolific playwright, an exceptional director, and a superb actor and could carry a tune with enough Scotch in his system. He played an instrumental role in mentoring many Canadian playwrights, directors, and actors throughout his career. Simon had a passion for sharing his love for theatre with many different people in the theatre industry. Of the many artists that have come through our doors and been mentored by Simon, many have become successful in their area of expertise. The Port Stanley Festival Theatre has been and continues to be a major stepping stone for artists, thanks to Simon.


We ask that you raise a glass of scotch to the man who gave so much to our community, and to the Port Stanley Festival Theatre.
“May the seas lie smooth before you. May a gentle breeze forever fill your sails. May sunshine warm your face, and kindness warm your soul. And, until we meet again, may God bless you and keep you safe.”




Kind words about Simon from the theatre community…
I met Simon many many years ago, but if truth be told I can’t actually remember our first “official ” face to face moment. My first clear recognition was for a get together at Simon’s house on Ireland road for the cast of SKIN FLICK, which his spouse Dan was stage managing at Lighthouse Festival Theatre. We hit it off right away: I was struck by his sharp sense of humour, his love for good red wine, and his directness. 

He then hired me as an actor in 2010 for KNICKERS here at Port Stanley. We worked really well together; I loved his directing style: less talk more “do” { which is my preference}. I ended up choreographing the lingerie fashion show at the end of the play, and I guess that was our first collaboration as a “team”. He then hired me again the next summer for BOEING BOEING, that was the summer he also asked me if I had thought about directing, and yes, I had. So, he gave me that opportunity the next summer with SEXY LAUNDRY, I didn’t screw it up, so he generously gave me more shows to direct in the following years.

Simon trusted me but was always available for questions about anything I might be having problems with. He was a fantastic mentor, and we also became good friends. That first directing gig led to many more jobs across the country at many different theatres, I never would have had those chances if Simon had been the first AD to ” roll the dice” on me.

After a few years he asked whether or not I would like to shadow him as AD and eventually become Associate AD, I was excited and scared, but Simon assured me I was ready and that I was his first choice. That might be one of the biggest compliments I have ever received in my life, to have gained Simon’s trust and respect was/is a highlight to this date.

We worked really well as a team. I was surprised with the trust and freedom he gave me on casting, choosing possible plays for the season, dramaturgical work, and all the day to day stuff. Don’t get me wrong he could be a task master and had no issues telling me when I was wrong, but I wanted that, I needed to learn and learn from the best I did. There isn’t enough space to describe how happy and honoured I was to be Simon’s 2nd in command, going forward it will always be Simon’s voice I hear when I am in a theatre or in rehearsal.

-Liz Gilroy, Associate Artistic Director PSFT


Simon Joynes was not only one of the best directors I’ve worked with, I can also say – unreservedly – that he was my favourite. He always pushed me to do better, because he knew that’s what I wanted. To be better.

Sometimes he was gentle, and sometimes he was… less gentle. But the goal was always the same: To serve the play, touch the audience, and be… better. I’m proud to say that Simon wrote two roles for me, one in a two-handed play for the two of us to do. We never got to do it together, sadly, but he did direct me in a production of his “Dump Guys” in Port Stanley. I love his writing. It has heart, and the unmistakable Joynes wit.

When I wrote my first play, “Our House” around six years ago, I sent it to him to have a read. The warmth, the encouragement, the support and mentorship he showed me on our first phone call about that play was overwhelming. That relationship, of guidance and love will last long after our collaboration ends. I hear his voice now. “That’s a bit long, Mur. What are you trying to say, Mur? I love it, Mur, but it can be better.” He was my friend of 32 years. I love him, and I will spend the rest of my life trying to be better. For Simon.

-Murray Furrow, Actor/Playwright


I first met Simon when I volunteered at a retail store located in the theatre building. Let’s say that first meeting didn’t go well…I had propped open the building door to attract customers and it was letting the A/C escape…it was like the principal coming to your house! 

Fast forward: I’m on the board and get to learn more about Simon: his work ethic, commitment to his staff, focus, and organizational skills. He has an eye for talent and the ability to mentor people.  I became a big fan.

For several years, Simon and other volunteers would hand out Hot Chocolate at the Dickens Day parade.  Inevitably someone would complain that we weren’t filling the cups full enough, Simon would look them in the eye and say “it’s free”, it always made me laugh and I appreciated it because I was too chicken to say that!

-Wendy Cowie, PSFT Board Chair

When Simon was named artistic director of Port Stanley Festival Theatre where I had designed sets already for several years, I knew of him. But I had no idea how much he would come to be such a part of my life as a theatre creator! I’m a better artist for Simon and his guidance. And I know others will say same.

Simon was smart. Witty. And grounded. He could direct intellectually. But he also knew how to hang a door.

He loved sailing, so I will say he was a skipper. A captain. They know their ships.

And to bring PSFT to Equity status, and through a building rebuild, into new Canadian play development, and through COVID!

He was effacing. I’m sure he’d grimace at all above.

But his legacy is great.

Eric Bunnell, Set Designer


Working with Simon was always a privilege, and a delightful experience. 

He challenged me, had a fun sense of humour and he entertained us all with oodles of theatrical anecdotes. Simon was a great, creative team leader; encouraging and supportive, yet demanding of each person’s best work.

After decades of designing lights for Simon’s shows; creating and collaborating with him; all that matters is that I called him a friend and will miss him greatly, sitting four seats over, in the darkness of dress rehearsals. That empty seat will be really difficult to sit beside this summer.

Karen Crichton, Lighting Designer

Simon played a significant role in my career and I’m very grateful for that.

Not only in his faith of me as a performer but also, and more significantly as a writer.

The opportunities he provided through the Playwrights Festival and the many conversations we had around process and story shaped my writing. His knowledge, feedback and guidance were invaluable. Of course his friendship was the real gift.

His time, honesty, faith and care.

Jamie Williams, Performer/Playwright/Director/Artistic Associate



(January 19, 2024)


Simon says…
So… more change? Well that’s what it looks like.


And this one not perhaps the most welcome variety. In the late fall, it became obvious that things were not right with me health-wise, and after a fascinating array of magnetic hums and carefully muted lights they started to figure out what was going on.
Well, they haven’t quite done that yet, but they have decided that bed is where I belong so bed is where I am.
In the meantime the theatre is left in the very able hands of our management team, Associate Artistic Director Liz Gilroy, General Manager Tony Sclafani, and Production Manager Joe Recchia. Its a fabulous team preparing for an extraordinary season so be sure to check it out,
And if, by chance you think of a skinny man stuck in a bed with two frustrated-looking labradors, throw us a wave and a positive thought … we could probably use it

(June 12, 2023)

Simon says… Do opposites really attract
And if they do, what does that say about our own self-images?
I mean, if we love someone who is the opposite of ourselves, does that mean we’re not so keen about who we see in the mirror?
Now, admittedly, I think it’s fair to say that the mirror has never been my best friend. Even when I was young and not too disgusting to look at, I tried to avoid much in the way of visual investigation, and now that I look like a gone-to-seed insurance salesman who just swallowed a badger, forget about it. (No disrespect intended to insurance salesmen … or badgers come to think of it).
Regardless of the “opposites attract” debate, there is no question that most of us are fascinated by other people’s relationships, maybe in the same way that we are fascinated by car crashes. I mean, who hasn’t raised an eyebrow (usually in discussion with one’s own partner) about the unlikely circumstances around the relationships of friends?
Norm Foster is right up front with the phenomena, “Wrong for Each Other” he declares as the title for his classic romantic comedy! No ambiguity there. And he’s right, the characters of Rudy and Norah couldn’t be less right for each other. Right from the get-go it’s obvious that they don’t have a prayer … or do they? That is, after all, the fascination isn’t it, the slow-motion car crash we all secretly love to observe.
In “On the Air”, playwright Ephraim Ellis leaves things a little more, well … up in the air. Ephraim’s play is about a down and out small-town radio station struggling to stay afloat, but it’s also about, you guessed it, an unlikely romantic relationship. Matt and Alice are far less obvious about the attraction they have for each other. In fact, the audience is aware of the situation long before both parties are up to speed, which only adds to the fun … if there’s one thing better than watching an unlikely relationship develop on stage, it’s being a step ahead of the luckless couple involved.
Now, is there a lesson to be learned from watching these two relationships develop and resolve? I think that perhaps there is. Maybe it’s about having hope in the face of seemingly unsurmountable odds, or maybe it’s about not being afraid to go for it when your heart says go!
Or maybe, just maybe, it’s about knowing that somewhere out there is someone for everybody, and if you find that someone and convince them to agree to spend the rest of their life with you, when they say “Hey, you look really good this morning”, don’t look at them as if they’re crazy … Try smiling and saying “Thank you”, and then try saying “So do you.”
And that ladies and gentlemen is a happy ending.


(June 5, 2023)

Simon says… really?

I suppose there are flags that I don’t care for. Perhaps a Montreal Canadians flag (Leaf fan don’t you know), or on a far more serious note, the various flags that have historically represented fascist regimes under which unspeakable crimes have been committed, but I have a really hard time understanding anyone having a problem with the Pride flag.
It does, after all, represent well … pride. Pride in many forms. Pride in who we are as people. Pride in who we are as a society where it is not a death sentence to be out and proud.
On Sunday, we received a Google Business review of one star. The review said: “Pride flag? = 1 star. Sickening”.
It wasn’t from anyone who had the bravery (?) to identify themselves, as is often the case, but it was discouraging just the same.
For me: “Pride flag? = 5 stars. Hope. Support. Freedom”


(May 9, 2023)

Simon says … when is a tribute not a tribute?
Hello everybody, just a quick note of clarification for our patrons.
While our upcoming show, “Early Morning Rain: The Legend of Gordon Lightfoot” written by and starring Leisa Way, is indeed a tribute to Gordon Lightfoot, it is not a “Tribute Show”. In other words, the show is a form of musical storytelling that doesn’t only feature Lightfoot’s music, but also put’s that music into context and gives a view into his life as a whole. It’s a show not to be missed!
Photo credit: Sharyn Ayliffe.

(May 2, 2023)

Simon says … if you could read my mind
If you ask any Canadian of a certain age what their favourite Gordon Lightfoot song is, you will receive almost as many different answers as there are Canadians. Lightfoot was astoundingly prolific, in spite of the fact that he was by all reports a perfectionist and found the act of song writing hard, painstaking work. His music has been a part of my own personal “soundtrack” for decades, and for the record, my choice is “If You Could Read My Mind”.
Gordon Lightfoot, as we all now know, passed away Monday night at the age of 84 … he will be missed.


(December 9, 2022)

Simon says…Back in the habit!

It’s funny how you can get out of the habit of doing things that for years you never thought twice about. Like sleeping …

I really don’t know what got into me. Was I visited by a rare impulse towards kindness and goodwill? Was I strangely thinking of the wellbeing of another living creature? Or did I just lose my tiny, tiny mind? I mean, after resolutely driving past that sign on my way to work for weeks, weeks I tell you … what would possess me to pull over, re-read the sign, and then drive down that ill-considered laneway. What did that sign say? What invitation to disaster did it articulate? Well, I’ll tell you … “Lab Puppies. For Sale. Cheap.”

And so, we are now the proud owners … maybe custodians is a better word … of “Sam” a 5-month-old bundle of badness who has a lot more staying power than an old guy with a bum hip!

We went through it all with Ruby the wonder dog (who is decidedly unimpressed), but that was nearly 8 years ago, and there’s no question about it, we are out of the habit.

Out of the habit. After an extended period of limited production and work from home many of us here at the theatre found we’d got out of the habit when we embarked on the 2022 summer season. I don’t think we were alone in this regard. Like long dormant laptops we pressed the reset button and arthritically lurched back to life, only to find that a whole bunch of stuff that always seemed to take care of itself suddenly required thought. We may never forget how to ride a bicycle, but apparently, we do forget a few things about producing live theatre.

Fortunately, it all came back to us, or most of it anyway. What didn’t come back to us, at least not in the pre-pandemic numbers of our dreams, was our audience … Subsequently, the entertainment industry has been involved in a lot of discussion, research, and hand wringing, but personally, I don’t think it’s very complicated. Partly, there was a certain hesitation around going back into crowded indoor spaces. There was also a tendency to “wait and see”, which meant that subscription sales were down, I mean who wants to deal with refunds if a show gets cancelled, and then there was the question of habit. Like a whole bunch of other things, people had got out of the habit of going to the theatre.

Now, we are back at it! We’ve got a whole bunch of off-season rental programming happening, a 2023 summer season on sale, and gift certificates starting to fly out the door as the Holiday Season is upon us. So, get back in the habit. Come back through our doors, in the company of friends, and let us take you away with music well played and stories well told.

And as for me, well I have to figure out a “Sam” proof place to put a Christmas Tree, because habit or not, one thing I haven’t forgotten … 5-month-old labs, they like to chew.

(November 28, 2022)

Simon says … Celebration

I love Christmas. I always have. When I was a kid, it was ridiculous. I would start out counting the days, and then as it got closer the countdown would get more complicated as I broke it down to hours and then minutes, until finally I was lying in my bed on Christmas Eve vibrating with excitement.I’m a little more sensible about it now, my countdown is a little less frantic, I’m secure in the knowledge that Christmas will indeed occur even if I am a little more restrained prior to its arrival.And, as I have grown older, new traditions have been established. I’ve been working in Port Stanley now for 17 years, which means my daughter Fiona was three years old when I brought her to her first Dicken’s Day Parade, and we’ll be there again this year. Another tradition that seems to have taken hold over the last few years is our “Crooner Christmas Show”.Once again, in 2022, we’ll be hosting Rick Kish and Connor Boa along with the Neven Campbell trio and a surprise guest vocalist for two concerts of stylish music on Saturday December 10th.

It’s a wonderful way to welcome the holidays, and tickets are going fast.

Hope to see you there!


(November 5, 2022)

Simon says … giving

I don’t know why certain times of the year have been deemed appropriate times of the year to be generous. Sometimes it’s tied to an event or a celebration. Christmas for example seems to be fertile ground for fundraising activities. Groundhog Day? Perhaps not so much, although personally I tend to be feeling pretty generous if some benevolent rodent has forecast the end of a long hard winter. Sometimes it’s tied to year end, or maybe tax time. There are benefits to be earned after all.

Perhaps with the Holiday Season it’s related to an overall sense of wellbeing, or maybe the quest for some much-needed good karma if the approaching family get together becomes fractious to the extreme! I’ve found that I’ve now got to the point where I’m far more interested in giving gifts than I am in receiving them. Don’t get me wrong, I still like receiving a well-chosen gift, it’s just that it doesn’t get me worked up to the level of excited hysteria which marked my boyhood Christmas mornings!

Any way you look at it, the Holiday Season is a time when not-for-profit organizations hope for donations and support. So, I encourage all and sundry to think about giving back to their communities, perhaps to the hospital foundation, or the foodbank, or if you are so inclined to the Port Stanley Festival Theatre’s fill the tree campaign beginning on November 1st.


(October 31, 2022)

Simon says… Learning curve

I have a confession to make.

When I started this job 17 years ago, I was scared to death. I mean I was pretty sure I had some qualifications, but I was equally pretty sure that those qualifications were, how can I put this … somewhat suspect, sketchy, incomplete … yes, incomplete is good.

To be fair, the Port Stanley Festival Theatre was then just on the cusp of becoming a fully professional theatre and couldn’t really afford to hire a rock star Artistic Director with an overflowing resume. So, instead, they took a chance on someone who was perhaps more a guy who sang in the shower, who’d been around for a while, knew small towns and summer theatres, and above all wanted to come in off the road.

Mostly its worked out OK. To be sure, there were lots of ups and downs along the way, some shows I shouldn’t have programmed, budgets that didn’t balance, and worries in the wee hours, but so far, I’ve managed to keep my head above water. In part, it’s because I was willing to work hard while I was figuring it out, and hard work can go a long way, but mostly it was because I got to work with some really great people, and some of those people were willing to give me a chance.

On October 24th there were a bunch of folks around here who were chosen for important new jobs, jobs that will have a lot to do with how our day-to-day lives will play out over the next few years. It’s easy to underestimate the importance of municipal politics, perhaps because the issues are not always that grand … zoning bylaws, paid parking, and garbage collection don’t exactly have the same cachet as immigration quotas, the national economy, and foreign policy … or perhaps because the people involved are our friends and neighbours, and its hard for us to re-adjust our perceptions of them and to suddenly see them as politicians. It’s also tempting to be extremely critical of these friends and neighbours and, social media being what it is, to do so with anonymity, cruelty, and a sense of entitlement.

Now, the people in question may not be the people you would have chosen to represent your interests in the municipal arena, they may not, to your way of thinking be particularly qualified to take on that job. Or maybe, you didn’t vote at all, as the largest percentage of us don’t when it comes to municipal politics. Regardless of the circumstances, the possibly dubious qualifications, and the vagaries of the outcome, this is the way our system works, and at the very least it is a system that allows us to exercise choice and to voice our opinions. In our society we are allowed, nay encouraged, to be critical of our elected officials, and personally I think that’s a very good thing. The only thing that I would suggest over the next little while, is that we withhold some of that criticism when it comes to the friends and neighbours who have had the ambition, the temerity, and the bravery to put themselves forward in the service of their community. Not forever, you understand, just until they find their feet, just until they get up to speed, just until they understand how truly fortunate they are that they were given a chance … which is the most that any of can ask.


(October 21, 2022)

Simon says … Improv!
So, in 1996 I was in Thunder Bay Ontario performing in the Magnus Theatre production of “The
Mystery of Irma Vep”. The show was a two-hander (two actors) and between the two of us we
played about fifteen characters including men, women, supernatural beings, and in my case even
a werewolf. To accomplish this, we had to undergo somewhat miraculous costume changes, the
longest of which was about 30 seconds … we had to increase the volume of the underscoring
music to cover the sound of ripping Velcro!
Now, while these costume changes were orchestrated within an inch of their lives, and both
actors had the assistance of a “dresser”, the chances of disaster were high. One night while I was
transforming into my werewolf character onstage, the inevitable occurred. My werewolf
transformation was intended to be fairly snappy … fall down behind the couch while writhing
theatrically, put on the mask, grab a couple of hairy gloves velcroed to the back of an armchair,
howl at the moon, giving my castmate time to make his change backstage, and then exit as he
makes his entrance and confronts me.
On this night, however, I could hear panicked muttering from offstage, with a deep sense of
misgiving I completed my transformation, howled at the moon and waited, and waited, and
waited some more … no entrance from my colleague. Now my werewolf had no lines you
understand, he didn’t speak, he just howled, briefly and left. On this night he howled, he howled
some more, he growled a bit, he waited … he whined, scratched himself, chased his tale briefly,
and in a moment of sheer desperation peed on the back of the couch to kill some more time.
After what seemed like hours my colleague arrived onstage, but not before I had assumed what I
thought was an appropriately growly voice and proceeded to bemoan the curse of being a
werewolf, complain about my fleas, touch upon the joys of chasing cats, and, well you know …
On November 26th you will have the opportunity to see some folks (unlike my poor werewolf)
who actually know how to improvise. Do they ever! Reid Janisse and his troupe of comic
geniuses will create an evening of laughter out of thin air (aided by audience suggestions) in a
cavalcade of improv games, sketches, and hilarity.
It really is not to be missed!
Hope to see you there.


(October 7, 2022)

Thanks again …
I think that once one achieves a certain age (not sure that its an achievement really, more like a happenstance), it becomes very easy to look back fondly at “the good old days”. Now my question about the “good old days” is, that while they are unquestionably “old”, were they in fact all that “good”? Is it not more likely that the ills of yesterday have faded in our memories leaving the positive stuff glowing like a sunset over a nostalgic vista, a sunset that seems more vivid, more inspiring somehow (probably because our vision was better way back when!). After all,
when I look at Ruby the wonder dog and harken back to her puppyhood it’s very easy to remember how cute she was, how entertaining, how full of promise. It’s harder to remember the legion of chewed socks and expensive running shoes, not to mention the four weeks that we waged war on an insidious intestinal parasite … suddenly, Ruby is not looking like such a great bet. It’s the same with kids. Okay, not the sock chewing and the intestinal parasite, but there was a lot of yelling now I come to think of it, and a lot of sleep deprivation. Its almost like nature, by way of our faulty memories is protecting us from the past. I mean, who would have more than
one child if we could instantly remember the truth about having the first one. I guess its all about preserving the future of the species. That’s all well and good, but the collateral damage is this whole nonsense about “the good old days” … Part of the problem, of course, is that some things were better back in the day, most notably, us!
I’m pretty sure that I didn’t used to wake up two or three times in the night or fixate on the woes of the world at 5:00 o’clock in the morning or become more and more aware of the horrific effects of gravity with every passing day. I’m almost certain that my joints didn’t make this weird cacophony of squeaks and pings and clicks and thumps every time I move nowadays, and what’s up with that old man moaning grunting noise that happens every time I get up from a chair?
So, sure, some things have not improved with the passing of time, but I’ve discovered, as everything goes to hell, that its far to easy to fixate on those things and to ignore what is good in the here and now. The just completed 2022 summer season here at the theatre, is a case in point. Part of me has been bemoaning the fact that in terms of audience numbers and box office dollars we are still a long way from the pre-pandemic successes of the 2019 summer season. It was a fabulous season that was a critical success and it sold, boy did it sell! Our strategic planning as we looked forward was full of optimism and hope … improved new play development, better
mentorship programs, expanded seasons, and bigger shows. Its seductive to return to that time, but ultimately its not really useful. Far better to look at the here and now! Despite the challenges, the stress, and the hard work, or perhaps because of them, we have come together as a team, and in many ways the 2022 summer season is the best we’ve ever had. To be sure, by some measures, the season was modest in its successes, but as I look back on it in years to come, I have no doubt that it will be my favourite season … because it is the season that brought us back.
So, we give thanks to all that made it possible, not in the good old days but in the here and now, when the sun still shines, the coffee tastes good, and Ruby the wonder dog is still as cute as ever despite a muzzle that gets whiter every day.
Happy Thanksgiving to one and all!


(September 13, 2022)

Simon Says … we made it!

Well, look at that, we budgeted, planned, and completed a full 15-week summer season of programming in 2022! Oh, it wasn’t seamless, I think its fair to say that we were all a little rusty when it came right down to it, I mean we had to actually think about being out in public, about wearing real clothes and shaving on a regular basis. We certainly weren’t back to pre-pandemic attendance numbers, but at the end of the day, we had over 12,500 patrons come through our doors and if all of those patrons bring a friend next year … well, then we’ll be laughing!

The pandemic had not entirely loosened its grip on the theatre community, and a number of theatres lost significant revenue with cancelled shows and sometimes even entire productions! We were fortunate in that regard, we had some close calls, but we escaped the worst of it in spite of the intimacy of our performance space, and to a large extent it is thanks to you, our patrons. Nobody enjoyed the mask mandate, not our staff and volunteers, not our artists, and not our audiences, and obviously it will have to be re-examined as we move forward, but for us this season it worked, and for that we are truly very grateful.

If I had to sum up my feelings as we wrap things up and prepare for a busy off season of planned events, the word “relief” comes to mind. It’s been a stressful few months, and in terms of rebounding to pre-pandemic levels, we’ve got a long way to go, but I think we’re feeling cautiously optimistic. It was a good season, with some wonderful new stories, it was a season of hope, of new beginnings, and that’s what we take forward. And when it comes right down to it, let’s all celebrate the summer of 2022 … we made it!


(September 1, 2022)

Simon says… Upside down finch.

 There is a riot of sunflowers outside our kitchen window. It’s not an orderly display of horticultural acumen you understand. Oh, it started out neat and tidy, 5 years ago, when we carefully planted well-spaced seeds along the front wall of the house, and the resulting display was a pleasing sea of glorious plate-sized flowers … the envy of the neighbourhood!

I suspect the neighbourhood has a slightly different take on the situation currently, as our previously soldier-like row of towering blossoms now more closely resembles a gaudy motorcycle gang than anything else, shouldering their way onto the lawn, the gravel walkway, and even the backyard, vigorously imposing their shouts of colour on all and sundry.

The problem, you see, was the finches, American Goldfinches to be precise. We didn’t know, but it seems that the all-time favourite, bar none, they’ll fight to the death for it, food of the American Goldfinch is sunflower seeds. Not only that, but they are extremely messy eaters. They look like golden feathered Tasmanian devils with a veritable explosion of sunflower detritus floating around their heads as they feed spreading seeds far and near. But, in spite of the mess, the chaos, the noise (finches are extremely “chatty”), and the out-of-control sunflowers, its hard not to love the whole thing … apart from anything else, the finch feeding frenzy is the earliest sign of approaching Fall.

There are other signs of course … soybean plants start to change colour, there is an occasional morning with that tell-tale crispness in the air, corn and field tomatoes abound, humidity drops, and here at the theatre we open our final show of the season and anticipate the Playwrights’ Festival to come in late September. I love the Fall. I always have, although I’m not really sure why … The easy answer, I suppose, is that Fall comes as somewhat of a relief in Southwestern Ontario after the muggy, often sun-baked days of August, and classically harvest has always been a time of celebration (just ask those finches!). But for me, I think its more about the change. Spring is traditionally thought of as the “new beginnings” season but Fall also welcomes in a host of new opportunities … stocking up the freezer, Christmas shopping (as if!!), new fiscal year at the theatre (almost as much fun as the Christmas shopping thing), new school year, and for those of us at PSFT a chance to look back on a summer of live theatre and to look forward to a summer of new programming for 2023.

Wait a minute, what’s that sound? It’s curiously quiet all of a sudden, and when I look outside, I see a finch hanging upside down from a sunflower. He appears to be fast asleep, he looks fat, and I could swear he has a sort of finchy, “I’ve just eaten my weight in sunflower seeds” smile on his beak.

Ahh, the Fall. Life is good.


(August 1, 2022)

Simon says…No spring chicken

Let’s be clear from the get-go, even when I started this gig, I was no spring chicken. I was more like an end of summer chicken, or even an early fall chicken. And that was seventeen years ago, my daughter was two years old, and aside from the occasional meltdown still did mostly what I asked her. Now, she just looks at me, smiles, and sadly shakes her head. I don’t blame her, I’d shake my head myself if my neck didn’t hurt, if my arthritic hip wasn’t twinging, and if I could only remember where my glasses are. And the spring chicken thing? Well let’s just say, I’m more like an early winter chicken scanning the ground anxiously for signs of early frost these days.

It occurs to me, as I switch my attention to finding my backup pair of glasses, that things don’t always end up the way you think they will. I mean the surprise curve ball is such a cliché I don’t even know why its even called the “surprise” curve ball anymore. It should be called the “right on time, pretty much expecting something like this, here we go again” curve ball.

In Jamie Williams’ new play “The View from Here”, one curve ball is not sufficient, as the characters Michael and Mary are forced to deal with a series of surprises. And as in life, their willingness to carry on with a degree of grace and style in spite of the obstacles they are suddenly confronted with, defines them. Jamie’s characters have both grace and style, along with liberal doses of good humour, and in the end, they triumph. That their triumph is not unequivocal only serves to make their journey that much more interesting.

Ah, speaking of triumph I just found my glasses! Well, not my actual glasses or even my backup glasses if it comes to that, but I found my backup to my backup glasses. They’re not perfect, I have to cover one eye to see properly because they’re missing one lens, so my depth perception is all shot to hell, but with any luck at all, when that next expected curve ball arrives, I’ll squint, sidestep it and watch it just go sailing on by. I may not be a spring chicken anymore, but I’ve got enough sense to stay out of the strike zone!


(July 20, 2022)

Simon says … Acceptance
Our current show, “Our House” by Murray Furrow, is about many things. It’s about romance, reclaimed love, and the worth in chasing a dream, but most of all it is about acceptance. Specifically, the story follows the difficulties that a mother has accepting her gay son, and the message from the playwright’s point of view is very clear: with acceptance comes redemption and a real sense of healing.
In the summer of 1980, I worked as a waiter in a busy restaurant near the St Laurence Market in downtown Toronto. We were the usual motley collection of grumpy career wait staff, artists, and students largely itinerant in circumstance. One of us was a charming, outgoing young man who was a member of the LGBGT community. He was not the only gay man on the wait staff, but he was the most outgoing, the most engaging, and the most proudly unafraid of who he was. One Saturday night he was followed from the restaurant and he was targeted by two men, he thought they wanted his tip money, but they didn’t even bother about the money, they just wanted to beat him because he was gay. When his bruises faded enough to be covered by make up and his facial swelling went down, he returned to work. We made sure as a group, that someone always walked him to the subway after work, but fear also walked with him.
We like to think that things have changed, that society is more forgiving, more open, and I do honestly believe that that is the case. And yet in small communities across Southwestern Ontario, Pride flags have been torn down, cut up, ground into the dirt, and burned. People have been warned and threatened. Last week in south London a man committed several assaults at a Pride event, and fear has risen its ugly head again.
No one should have to live in fear. There is no excuse.
Acceptance. Its not that hard, give it a try.


(July 8, 2022)

Simon says… No place like home

Here at the theatre, we’ve always found it challenging to find places for our visiting artists to call home, while they’re with us anywhere from six weeks to a full summer season. It’s even tougher this year, what with Covid hesitancy, and the two-year theatre hiatus that we’ve just gone through. Despite our best attempts, we’ve all lost touch with some of our friends and acquaintances over the last couple of years, and the theatre is no different in that regard.

“Our House”, by Murray Furrow, is a play that examines the importance of home. Its about a retired couple who open their house to a young actor engaged in his first professional contract. The young actor gets a much-needed home base from which he negotiates the vagaries of the theatre, and the couple has their world opened to all sorts of new possibilities as they invite a stranger into their home.

But what is “home”? For many of us it’s a safe place, a sanctuary of sorts, often shared, and often a source of financial security. For others, the definition might not be quite as clear, and the idea of home may be elusive. Is an encampment a home, a tent, a doorway, or even a subway grate? There’s been a lot of discussion about housing, and its affordability, these days. It’s been talked about at the federal level, was an “issue” with the recent provincial election and has been the cause of much comment locally.

Here in Port, social media has been abuzz. Should Air B&Bs be licenced or taxed? Should affordable housing be a condition of development? How will those that grew up in the area ever afford to live here? How long do you have to live here before you are a “resident” or are you always destined to be from “away”? Is the homeless fellow seen about the village lately really a criminal who is indiscriminately breaking into people’s truck as has been suggested, or is he deserving of help and generosity … social media opinion seems somewhat divided.

At the end of the day, it seems to me that we all have a right to a safe place that we can call home. As for how we make that happen? Well, I’m not quite sure, but perhaps generosity, openness, and checking our sense of entitlement at the door is a good place to start.

And to those who have opened their homes to our visiting artists? Thank you, thank you from the bottom of our hearts, because after all there really is no place like home.


(July 5, 2022)

 Simon says… Kind people are our kinda people


Never let it be said that Artistic Directors don’t have delusions of grandeur. Oh, we’ll deny it, but secretly (or sometimes not so secretly) we all think we should be running the Stratford Festival, and that if we did, we’d be just a tiny bit better at it than the current guy.
Oh, what the heck, since we’re talking, why stop at the Stratford Festival? I’ve never thought the guy running the province was doing that great a job, or the fellow at the helm of the country for that matter, and the Toronto Maple Leafs? … forget about it. I know there’s nobody officially running the world (conspiracy theories and “leader of the free world” American declaration notwithstanding), but given the current mess, maybe somebody should be … and maybe, just maybe, that guy should be me!
You see what I mean? Delusions of grandeur. Truth be told? I don’t have much control over anything.
Now, if you don’t like our programming, or our casting, or our schedule, I’d be the guy to complain to (and some of you do!) because I’m the guy who has some control over that stuff. But here’s the thing, I have no control over either the pandemic or the somewhat chaotic and deeply annoying parking problem in Port, and more to the point … neither do our front of house staff or volunteers!!!
No question, we are living in stressful times, and sometimes current frustrations can sit alarmingly close to the surface in the world of customer service. Not surprisingly we’ve seen an uptick in what I would call “confrontational” behavior from patrons this season … in fact, you could substitute the words “rude” and “abusive” and not be far wrong. Our staff are not perfect and sometimes mistakes are made, but I promise you this, they genuinely want your time spent with us to be the best it can be.
As far as our masking policy goes, well we’re just trying to keep patrons and artists safe (after all a large theatre in Southwestern Ontario just lost five sold out performances and thousands of dollars of revenue because of Covid in the company). And Parking? It’s looking like the municipality may have to revisit the situation, if not now then after the coming election, and with any luck things will improve.
None of it is worth ruining your, or anyone else’s day for. So please, if you are frustrated or angry take a deep breath, think happy thoughts, and try kindness as a tactic instead of confrontation … you’d be amazed how well it can work.


(June 6, 2022)

Simon says… “My Hero”

Well, the word “hero” gets tossed around a lot, doesn’t it?

Once upon a time, I think the meaning was clearer, but like a lot of words, over the course of time, it’s been somewhat co-opted. We talk about athletes being heroes, but I’m not sure that its appropriate really. I mean, sure they perform extraordinary feats, but many of them do it for a healthy pay cheque, not exactly selflessly. I’ve always felt that there should be an element of sacrifice involved for someone to be truly a hero.

When I was a kid, if I thought about it all, I guess I would have said that my grandfather was my hero. He came over to Canada at the turn of the century in his early 20’s at a time when horse and buggy was viable prairie transportation and fur coats normal winter wear, and after all sorts of adventures returned to England because he promised his mother he would. That all seemed pretty heroic to me. Then to top it off he joined up with the veterinary corps during the first world war even though he was old enough that he didn’t have to and served as an air raid warden during the battle of Britain in World War two. He lived to be 93 years old.

In Norm Foster’s play, “My Hero”, the lead character Jim talks about who his hero was growing up. Jim’s dad had been a famous hockey player who had died in a car accident while in his prime. He was a man’s man, a hard hitting, high scoring athlete, “one of the best to play the game”. The memory of Jim’s father in many ways underpins the story, and Foster leads us to expect that Jim’s hero is his father. It is only after he leads us through the events of the play, the ins and the outs, the laughter, and the pathos, that we come to understand that Jim’s hero is in fact his mother: a woman who fought hard, sacrificed everything, raised Jim on her own, and ultimately always had his back.

I guess being a hero is not gender specific.

I guess heroes come in all shapes and sizes.

I think that’s a good thing to keep in mind.


(May 5, 2022)

Simon says… We get by with a little help from our friends


Many years ago, I came up with the brilliant idea of buying a small acreage in rural Ontario, clearing away an area of dense cedar bush, and building a house. Unfortunately, I failed to consider that I might not possess the tools, the skills, the organizational ability, or even the fortitude to carry the plan through to a successful conclusion. Unfazed by the shortcomings that would soon become glaringly obvious, I purchased six acres of land in beautiful Mulmur Township in Dufferin County and pursued my folly.
I probably learned more about chainsaws, drainage, concrete, building departments, dormer window framing, insulation, do-it-yourself plumbing, and myself in the first six months than a person has any right to. To be clear, these lessons were not easy lessons. They were lessons learned by making mistakes, some mistakes were small and inconsequential, and some were costly and life threatening. At the end of the day, what got me through it with a relatively whole skin and a modicum of dignity were friends, family, and neighbours.
Now, I’m sure that part of the reason for all that help was pride in reputation. I mean, you can’t just let some boob of your acquaintance flounder around in his own ineptitude, without it reflecting poorly, at some point, on your own reputation. But most of it came, when I most needed it, because that’s what neighbours do … they keep an eye on you, they reach out a hand, and they save you from yourself.
Here at the theatre, we too have neighbours. We’re fortunate enough to be a small theatre in a small community in rural Ontario, and in such places, when you need help it is often provided. This year, part of that help has come from three Season Sponsors; Mackie’s who have been a supportive part of this community for longer than most people can remember, Graham Scott Enns, who have helped us out for several years now, and the Egg Farmers of Ontario.
As for their reasons, Mike MacKinnon of Graham Scott Enns puts it this way, “we have a long history as the leading accounting and taxation services firm in Elgin County, and over the years we’ve witnessed tremendous growth in the area. That growth includes not only the evolution of what’s offered to area residents in business services, retail, housing, and health care, but also the recreational activities available for us all to enjoy. We are very pleased to continue to support the PSFT and look forward to being able to enjoy the upcoming season, it is an important part of enjoying time over the summer in Port Stanley!” Community is also the priority expressed by Ian McKillop speaking on behalf of the Egg Farmers of Ontario, “as farmers, it is critical to have strong, vibrant local communities and nothing brings communities together as much as food & culture. We are proud as egg farming families to support the culture in Port Stanley through our donation to the PSFT.”
So, there you have it … helping hands when we needed them the most. Our heartfelt thanks to all our neighbours as we rebuild our theatre one show at a time. Oh, and that house I built? Against all odds, it’s still standing. Mind you, somebody painted it bright yellow … I wonder what the neighbours think of that!


(April 5, 2022)

Simon says… Another Season’s Promise


Growing up in rural Halton County, I remember a neighbouring farmer. He was called Mr. Austin (no idea what his first name was, I don’t think anyone knew … maybe his wife, but I wouldn’t count on it … her name, I recall was Mrs. Austin). He was weathered, wrinkly, squinted a lot, spoke seldom, and was unspeakably old … he was probably 45 or so, but what did I know, I was a kid? As is sometimes the case with farmers, living as they do with the vagaries of nature and commodity market prices, Mr. Austin did not have a particularly sunny outlook on life. When he could be coaxed into some brief utterance, it was often to present the opinion that life was a series of calamities that could only be survived if they were somehow grimly anticipated, and that enjoying oneself, even for a moment, invited disaster. In fact, the only time when Mr. Austin stopped surveying the horizon for gathering storm clouds, the only time when a glint appeared in his eye, and an unfamiliar smile tugged unwillingly at his pursed lips … was springtime. Even Mr. Austin could not resist Spring, and the possibilities of another season’s promise.


Here at the theatre, like Mr. Austin, we are allowing a tentative smile to cross our collective faces. We launched our season just before Christmas and while sales have not been overwhelming as yet, there is lots of interest which is a relief! As things have started to look a little more positive and restrictions are gradually lifting the phones have started ringing with a greater degree of regularity, and our planning process for a full summer season is well underway. Directors and designers for all four in-house productions are in the process of finalizing set designs, we are in the middle of recruiting and hiring the production team, and marketing plans are ready to launch in earnest as we move through March and into spring proper. Casting for the season is complete as we get ready to welcome a talented group of artists to Port … some are audience favourites who have graced our stage in the past, and some are new faces looking forward to experiencing what a Port Stanley summer season has to offer.


The season ahead of us is an exciting one! We welcome Rick Kish and his Crooner show back to our stage, and we anticipate with excitement Gabi Epstein’s tribute to the iconic music of Barbra Streisand, there is brand new work from Norm Foster, Murray Furrow, and Jamie Williams as we continue our commitment to new Canadian stories, and our season closes off with Bonnie Green’s delightful new comedy, “Meet my Sister”. All in all, we are thrilled to be back. To be sure, there will be some protocols still in place as we move forward, and we’ll be sure to let everyone know what they entail as we get closer to opening night, and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t still occasionally scanning the horizon for those possible storm clouds … but I think it’s fair to say, as the snow disappears, as the days lengthen, and as new shoots search for sunlight, that, along with all of you, we happily welcome another season’s promise.



(March 23, 2022)

Simon says… “Meet My Sister” by Bonnie Green
In a season of premieres, Bonnie Green’s “Meet My Sister” is a bit of an outlier. Bonnie’s play has had two productions prior to the PSFT production scheduled for next season, but it does relate to both “Our House” and “The View from Here” in that it did profit somewhat from involvement with our new play development process and the Playwrights’ Festival specifically. The play was part of our 2018 festival featuring Sarah Machin Gale, Sharon McFarlane, and Jim Doucette, and subsequently was premiered as part of a co-production with Western Canada Theatre and Theatre Northwest. We’re thrilled to have “Meet My Sister” returning to the PSFT stage in a fully realized production.
“Blanche and Stella are different. Very, very different! With a whole country between them the differences were manageable, but now they have a problem. Mom is past the point of living at home, and the sisters have to find a solution … face to face.
Sibling rivalry, Gilligan’s Island, undercover cops, and long-buried family secrets all add to the mix in this fast-paced delightful comedy.”
“Meet My Sister” runs from August 24th until September 10th, starring Sarah Machin Gale, Monique Lund, and Jim Doucette, with Liz Gilroy directing, Jory McLean stage managing, a lighting design by Karen Crichton, and set design by Haley Helm, mentored by Joshua Quinlan.


(March 9, 2022)

Simon says… “The View from Here”: A World Premiere by Jamie Williams
Jamie Williams’s first play, “It’s Your Funeral” (PSFT 2019) was a period farce: big cast, double casting, multiple doors, secret passages, mistaken identities … basically, controlled (for the most part!) mayhem. The piece was certainly a challenge design-wise, as well as from a staging perspective, and the demands on the cast in terms of pace and energy were considerable. The challenges in Jamie’s new play, “The View from Here”, are entirely different. While in “It’s Your Funeral” fast pace, multiple characters, and complex plot kept an audience engaged, in “The View from Here” the playwright has nowhere to hide. There are, after all, only two characters, and a linear plot to keep us interested, and it’s a tribute to Jamie’s talents that we willingly go along for the ride.
“The View from Here” was one of several plays that were developed while PSFT modified its activity during the pandemic. One of the few upsides to the situation was that the pandemic allowed us to assign more time to play development, and at times it felt like the only creative work we were doing! By the time it became part of our recent Playwrights’ Festival the script had undergone multiple drafts, and after a great public reading featuring the acting talents of Jeff Culbert and Susan Johnston Collins, the play was ready for a final draft in preparation for its premiere production.
“Mary and Michael have some issues!
Things just aren’t turning out quite the way they’d planned, and the view from here isn’t exactly the view they had been expecting to see. Weddings and funerals, unscheduled renovations, Guinness and date nights, geriatric sex, it all adds up to seeing the world in a very different way!”
“The View From Here” runs from August 3rd until August 20th, starring real life couple Jamie Williams and Melanie Janzen, with Simon Joynes directing, Lani Martel stage managing, a lighting design by Karen Crichton, and set design by Eric Bunnell assisted by Haley Helm.


(February 23, 2022)

Simon says…  “Our House” (finally!) a world premiere by Murray Furrow

Unlike Norm Foster’s “My Hero”, which went through a development/workshop process at the Norm Foster Festival in St Catherines (a wonderful theatre dedicated to Foster’s work), Murray Furrow’s “Our House” has had a now lengthy involvement with our development program. The piece was first submitted to us in an early draft form in the spring of 2019 and received initial dramaturgical support before being slated for a workshop in the fall of 2019 as part of our annual Playwrights’ Festival. By the time the play received it’s public reading as part of the festival it had received further work and was in a 4th or 5th draft level of readiness. Much valued feedback from audience members and company actors allowed Murray to make some final “tweaks” in the script, and in November of that year “Our House” was announced as part of the 2020 season. By the time the 2020 season was cancelled the play had been cast, offers had been made, and a set design had been completed … it all got put on hold, but now (fingers crossed!) we are moving ahead with a full production in the summer of 2022!

“Retirement! Its what you’ve worked for, its your golden years, it’s a life in the sunshine … or is it? What if you’re bored?”

Rose and Brian are finding out that retirement might not be what it’s cracked up to be. To find a new interest in life they take in a young actor from the local summer theatre and get more than they bargained for. Mounties, RVs, and Viagra. Young love, old love, and finding out that what you have is the best thing after all. A comedy about the meaning of home.”

“Our House” runs from July 13th until July 30th, with an intended cast of Karen Wood, William Vickers, Brittany Kay and Brian Bommarito.  Simon Joynes directing, Lani Martel stage managing, a lighting design by Karen Crichton, and set design by Eric Bunnell assisted by Haley Helm.


(February 9, 2022)

Simon says…  “My Hero”: a world premiere by Norm Foster

Well, one thing has become very clear over the last 22 months or so … while much of Canadian live theatre has shut down, Canada’s most prolific playwright has not. In fact, if anything, Norm Foster’s output has increased over the last couple of years. Now, there is one thing that is true for any play and for any playwright, and that is that no play is complete, not really complete, until you add an audience component … the final piece of the puzzle. That’s where we come in, and where you come in, as for the first time in our history the Port Stanley Festival Theatre is staging the world premiere of a Norm Foster play

“A brand-new play by Canada’s king of comedy, “My Hero”, a comedy about moving on.

40-year-old Jim Devine has moved back in with his mom … he’s divorced, he’s getting his life back together, its taken some time. 5 Years of time! Well, the clock is running out, things are changing, his mom’s dating the gardener, and Jim has his work cut out for him. A story about change, and love, and new beginnings.”

“My Hero” runs from June 15th until July 9th, starring Susan Johnston Collins, Murray Furrow, and Reid Janisse, with Simon Joynes directing,  a lighting design by Karen Crichton, and set design by Joshua Quinlan.


(January 25, 2022)

Simon says … New work!
Recently it’s come to my attention that I’m in a bit of a rut (full disclosure, I did not come to this startling revelation of my own accord …). For example, apparently, I’ve been wearing plaid shirts and jeans virtually non-stop for the last 20 years. I won’t lie to you, I found that accusation somewhat suspect, until, that is, I examined the interior of my closet … Now, there is a school of thought that suggests that there is no such thing as “stasis”, that if you’re not moving forward, then you’re probably moving backwards. If this is true, then from a sartorial perspective I have some work to do … I guess I’d better buy a couple of new pairs of jeans (maybe I’ll switch up the brand!) and refresh the old plaid collection.
The thing is, I suspect the same is true of organizations, and it’s certainly true when it comes to artistic organizations. The very act of creation is a move forwards, a creating of something out of nothing, a form of rejuvenation. And that, in a nutshell, is why we do our best to develop new work. Over the next few weeks, we’ll give you a preview of some of the new work we’ve got heading your way this summer, and a glimpse of how that work has found its way to our stage.
Stay tuned.
Hmmm, lets see, red and black plaid, or blue and green … decisions, decisions.


(December 1, 2021)

Simon says The Green Stuff…

I’m a fan of green stuff. I have a green shirt I’m very fond of. I like grass. I even like cutting grass. OK, I like watching my wife cut grass, and I’m pretty sure she likes cutting grass, which is, of course, why I don’t offer to do it … and I like asparagus, green peppers, brussel sprouts, kale, and the ultimate green stuff … money. I know it’s yet again an unavoidable American thing. Their money is green, ours is all the colours of the rainbow. They call our money monopoly money, I call it interesting, but I digress. I also, more and more, like the idea of what “green” means now, green as sustainable, green as in user friendly, green as in absolutely imperative … green energy, green policies, green solutions, green as a new way at looking at things.

And now, the big question. Why does it cost so much of the “green stuff” to do green stuff?

I’m not really expecting an answer, you understand. It may just be one of those things.

It may be like … why does toast always land butter side down when accidently dropped?

The problem as I see it, is that most of us, OK, most of us past a certain vintage, are fundamentally resistant to change. Oh, we don’t admit it. Oh no! We embrace change, we love change, right? Wrong! After all, we’re the generation that thought ATMs were a fad, that microwave ovens made you sterile, and that the interweb would never catch on.

So, it wasn’t until our comfortable, oily, fume-spewing, old faithful of a lawn mower finally lost a wheel and was absolutely, completely, unarguably, unsalvageable that we thought about a greener alternative. But there were considerations … after all I didn’t want to risk diminishing the joy my wife found in the task. The green alternative was bulkier, harder to store, and required keeping track of battery life, but most importantly it was more expensive. Quite a bit more expensive! Where was the money to come from? Should we deplete the wine budget? Then what would I sip while watching my wife frolic with the new lawn mower? Well, we bit the bullet, cut back on dog food (Ruby it tuns out can exist on a diet of dead leaves), and are no longer filling the neighborhood with black, oily fumes.

Now I’m looking at cars, and once again the dollar factor comes into play. A small used hybrid of modest dimension (something slightly larger than a roller skate) is substantially more expensive than its more conventional cousin. Not that I’m ever in the market for a brand-new car you understand, but I did discover that the cheapest EV on the market is the remarkably nondescript Nissan Leaf, a car that is the automotive equivalent of the colour beige. The Leaf sells for $37,498 and may have enough range to get you to the convenience store and back.

So, there it is, if you want to be green, you also have to be wealthy. Is this fair? Do I not have the same right as my rich neighbors to save the planet, to smugly walk past pickup trucks with a superior smile pasted on to my self-righteous face, and perhaps to even feel better about myself?

More to the point, how will things improve if green choices are not choices that most of us can afford? Think about it … the green stuff.

What does the color green mean? - 99designs


(November 19, 2021)

Simon says change …

can be a tough one, eh? Change, how we react to it, how we allow it to affect us.

Many of us are wary of new things, new relationships, new technologies, new ways of looking at the world.

Its not always a bad thing, that wariness. I mean without it, we might still be driving AMC Gremlins, eating candy floss flavoured mac and cheese, or using glow-in-the-dark toilet paper … but we can’t be wary of everything new. In fact, as we go through life our essential happiness may depend on finding a balance, a balance between healthy skepticism and enthusiastic acceptance.

We’ve all been through a lot of change over the last few months, and I don’t imagine we’re done with that just yet. Here at the theatre, as with many of you, it was a tough go. Strategies changed, priorities changed, stakes changed, and through it all we were very lucky to have a really strong team to get us through … and now one of those team members is making a change.

Our loss is the St Thomas Community Foundation’s gain, as Natasha Newby takes on her new position as Executive Director, and I’m sure she will bring to it her unique blend of efficiency, warmth, community spirit, and humour. In many ways, she will always be a part of our team, and we are going to miss her more than we know.

There you go, change.

Well, we’re going to embrace this one. Tony Sclafani is moving into the Theatre Manager’s office. He’ll bring his own uniqueness to the job as he too will have to look at change. Our team will re-adjust, we’ll welcome in a new Production Manager, find new ways to move in this new reality.

New beginnings, ladies and gentlemen … welcome to new beginnings.


(October 25, 2021)

Simon says…
An attitude of gratitude.
So, we recently celebrated Thanksgiving. When I was a kid, I wasn’t always great at remembering to say, “thank you”. It wasn’t that I didn’t appreciate stuff, because I did … okay, maybe not school lunches (a particular kind of culinary torture inflicted upon English school children, no doubt intended to build character so that in later years we’d all be able to defend the empire when called on to do so because we’d be hardened against adversity), I didn’t appreciate school lunches. Mainly it was a question of frequency. I mean if you had to say “thank you” for every little thing, you’d never have time for anything else. So, I figured I’d ration myself. Two or three “thank yous” a day seemed like a good number. You know, for important stuff, like ice cream or being allowed to stay up late to watch “The Thunderbirds” on a school night.
Needless to say, the “powers that be” … teachers, parents, older siblings, lunch ladies, almost everybody really when you’re 8 years old, didn’t agree with the “limited thank yous” plan. No, the expectation was that I continue to spout a non-stop torrent of meaningless gratitude like some demented, obsequies parrot. So, I did, I was English after all, but I did it under duress!
And then … I came to Canada. In Canada, the whole “thank you” think was completely different. It was wonderful. In Canada, if you said “thank you” the other person would say “you’re welcome” in this crazy Canadian accent! It was like a reflex, they couldn’t help themselves, and I couldn’t help myself. I started saying “thank you” for everything, even ridiculous things that didn’t require it … my teacher would give me a bad grade on a test, and I’d say, “thank you”, someone would hit me with a snowball (happened a lot to an immigrant British kid) and I’d say, “thank you”. Oh, they’d look confused alright, but like clockwork, “you’re welcome”.
After a while the Canadian accent stopped sounding like an accent, I relaxed my “thank you” regime, and I started saying “you’re welcome” along with everybody else. Nowadays (perhaps because the quality of my food has improved so dramatically) I try not to ration my thanks. I also do my level best to mean it when I say, “thank you”, I think its like apologizing, if you can’t find some meaning behind the utterance, then best save your breath. Here at the theatre, against all odds, we’ve recently completed 10 weeks of programming. Now, its true we only had 50 patrons per performance, and we certainly didn’t make a fortune, but we did it. We opened our doors, people came, and it only remains now to say, “thank you”.
So, thank you to our patrons, to our volunteers, and to our staff. Thank you to our Board of Governors, and to the various levels of Government that helped us out along the way. Finally, thank you to the artists that gave the very best they could under trying circumstances every single time they stepped on our stage: Chris Gibbs, Jamie Williams, Danielle Nicole, Suzanne McArthur, Emily Huizenga, Rick Kish, Connor Boa, Neven Campbell, Sandy Mackay, and Larry Ernewein.
And to those of you who say, “thank you” to us? Well … you’re welcome. You’re very, very welcome!
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(September 17, 2021)

Simon says…

Having Your Say

Well, it’s a tough one, isn’t it?

What do you do when you have an opinion that seems to run counter to popular opinion?

Say this opinion that you have has become very important to you, that it has come to represent in some way a summation of all of the ills of society. Maybe you have sought proof to back your opinion up, to legitimize it or to support it, while perhaps not acknowledging that proof can be found on the internet to support almost any opinion. You might be feeling a little “out there”, ostracized, isolated, even victimized, and so you are drawn to “like minded” individuals. These individuals may, or may not, believe exactly the same things as you, in the larger sense, but they agree with you when it comes to the specifics of your particular opinion, and you are encouraged … you are no longer alone.

Now, when I was a kid there was a saying, and it went like this, “Beware the company you keep.” Back in the day, it meant don’t hang out in the smoking area or spend too much time leaning against the ledge outside the Chinese restaurant downtown, but in the current circumstance it means don’t be so committed to your opinion that you find yourself standing next to some guy with a megaphone hurling abuse at health care workers and patients alike in front of your local hospital because you think your freedom is being curtailed.

Don’t get me wrong, I defend your right to hold that opinion even if I don’t agree with it, I even defend your right to express it publicly in the form of a protest, but things have stepped over a line when healthcare workers are advised to not wear their scrubs going into work lest they come under fire, and patients need a police escort to receive treatment.

I do get it. We’re all tired of this thing. We’re sick of making compromises, of not knowing what tomorrow will bring, and many of us are quick to anger. There is no question that some of the rules, regulations, and protocols have been restrictive and seemingly non-sensical. They have certainly been inconsistent across the region, the province, and the country, but that doesn’t give us license to give rein to our inner thug.

So, have your say, its your right, but seriously, be careful of the company you keep.

After all, when you look in the mirror you want to like the guy you see looking back at you.


(August 31, 2021)

Simon says…

I Love Fall, But …

I love the fall, even way back when, when it was the dreaded harbinger of another school year, I loved the fall. I was never good with change as a kid, so the thought of a whole new set of teachers all of whom would probably think I was an idiot, of new classes, a new locker, new back-to-school clothes guaranteed to be as unfashionable as last year’s set, put me into a state of undeniable dread. But then there were the school supplies, the duo-tangs each still unsullied by the grime of academic striving, the papermate medium-nib pens, the textbooks, or the possibility of a new teacher who would recognize my obvious potential. For each thing I was worried about, there seemed to be a counterbalancing upside.

Any way you look at it, it seems to me, fall is a time of contradictions. Just when you think you’re ready for the slightly shortened days, the hint of coolness in the morning air, the clarity of view as you look out across the lake, fall turns around and hits you right between the eyes with a day that wouldn’t be out of place in the middle or July, muggy, hazy, and so humid you feel like you’re walking through a sponge. So, I guess one way to deal with fall is to expect the unexpected. Don’t make any extreme choices. Keep the flipflops on hand but maybe search out those rubber boots. Don’t switch out your summer tires just yet, but maybe spend a little time burrowing through the detritus in the corner of the garage to locate the winter set.

Here at the theatre, fall has us suitably on our toes. For one thing, we’re running a summer season in the fall, what’s next a Christmas concert in the spring? Normally, by this time we’re wrapping up a 16-week summer season, taking a quick breath, and then planning out 2022’s summer programming and putting the finishing touches on next year’s budget. We have to do all that this fall as well, but I’ve got to say, it’s a little more complicated than usual … on the upside, a summer season in 2022 seems likely, but as to what its going to look like? Well, its fall.

Plan for anything. One thing for sure, its great to have life back on our stage! Its great to have people sitting in those seats, even in limited numbers, and its great to have live artists telling stories once again.

As for fall? Well, I’ve got a pair of shorts in one hand, and a snow suit in the other. I’ve got it covered!


(July 27, 2021)

Simon says…

Here We Go!

So, just to clear up a matter of timing. I did not write this column today or even yesterday. In fact, I wrote it on July 16th, just as we went into Phase 3 of the Ontario Re-opening plan, so some of what I’m saying is tinged by hope and the first glimmers of optimism, not unlike the feelings I harbored as my final day of high school approached way back when wheels were square, and sitcoms had laugh tracks. You know what I mean, that feeling, that against all odds we might just get out of this. Well, that’s where I’m at. I’m a bit giddy, cautiously giddy, but giddy, nonetheless.

Its not like there haven’t been good things about this whole situation. My wife and I have spent more time together in the past 16 months than we have in years, and we’re still (mostly) speaking to each other. Our daughter is only a little more anxious to escape to university than she might otherwise be, and Ruby our black lab has reveled in constant companionship and regular walks. The house got some much-needed renovation, the gardens look good (Daniele’s doing, not mine I’m afraid), and I have a new deck at least half built. Having said that, I’ve sure missed some things …a good restaurant meal, hugging my mother, freedom of movement, and then there’s my work.

It’s been a challenging time for theatres, indeed for artists everywhere. Hell, it’s been tough for everyone, I know that, but theatres were one of the first things to shut down and they’ve been one of the last things to re-open. But now they are (at least I hope they are!) open. As I write this, we are putting the finishing touches to 10 weeks of planned summer programming that will take us from Mid-August until the end of October. We are not the only theatre attempting to make a tenuous re-entry into the world of live theatre. Our friends at Lighthouse down the lake in Port Dover are running in a tent, other companies have found alternate venues with all sorts of different programming. Very few of us will make much money with the limited audiences we can welcome through our doors, or tent flaps as the case may be, but we are all so very happy to be doing it. To be welcoming you back to the theatres, the galleries, the gift shops, and the restaurants that breathe life into our communities.

So, there you have it. Here we go!

It won’t be big, it won’t be flashy, but boy will it be heartfelt! There will be a combination of “bring in” and home produced, of local and of long distance, there will something borrowed, something re-visited, with artists who are both old friends and new. It will be safe, it will be happy, it will be a celebration!



(July 1, 2021)

Simon says…

I don’t suppose it’s the first time that politics has raised its ugly head when it comes to Canada Day and the celebrations therein. However, given the current context, the way many Canadians are feeling about our country and the horrors that have recently come to light, I find it somewhat shocking and more than a little saddening. I’m not naïve about the political process, in fact for the most part I think it works pretty well in this country, but I’m having second thoughts about it all while I view the latest “who loves Canada most” debate along with the declaration that those who choose not to fly the flags and set off the fireworks are somehow anti-Canadian and unpatriotic. Let’s face it, patriotism unadorned and strident, is at its best a little simplistic, and at its worst can conveniently obscure the truth … the truth of the past, and the truth of the present.

We don’t need to obscure truth right now, we need to recognize it. We need to think about those children. We need to think about what it would be like if someone banged on our doors, wrestled our children away from us, and left us with the knowledge that we might never see them again. We need to know that that is what happened to thousands of parents in a systematic way sanctioned by the government of the day, the government of this country we love. We can’t change what happened. We can’t remake history. What we can do, is acknowledge it, mourn it, and do our very best to make it right. That’s a process that can start with each and every one of us, and it can start today on Canada Day.

So, this year, I’m going to hold off on the flag waving. It doesn’t mean I don’t love my country and much of what it stands for, and it doesn’t mean I’m some kind of left wing nutjob radical. What it means is that I think a more muted celebration is in order this time around … after all, there’s been a death in the family.


(June 16, 2021)

Simon says…

On Being a Dad.

On the evening of January 6th, 2003, I pulled my pick-up over to the side of the road and looked down into the Lynn Valley. I could see the lights from scattered farmhouses twinkling in the cold clear air, and it calmed me somewhat as I tried to pull together the fragments of thought that pinballed around my brain. I had just become a father, of that most alien of creatures … a daughter. I wasn’t really worried you understand, partly because I was ridiculously naïve, and partly because I was pretty sure that by proving that we could keep a dog alive for a year or so, my wife and I were obviously more than qualified to take on the task of parenthood. The fact that the aforementioned dog ignored any directive, poohed and puked indiscriminately, disappeared regularly, and pretty much ran us ragged didn’t bother me, I mean, you can reason with a child, right?

Well, as it happens, you can reason with a child, but apparently not until they’re quite a bit older … like maybe 18. Needless to say, I was in for a ride, a joyful, frustrating, incomprehensible, awe-inspiring, horrifying, proud, and occasionally tear-stained ride. There was the unfortunate colicky stage, a lot of yelling, some pretty funny stuff around solid food and exploding diapers, the mandatory meltdowns, nap resistance, dirt eating, first day of school, assorted Halloweens, Grade 8 graduation, boyfriends … aaaaargh, and now imminent departure, because this, you see, will be the last Father’s Day spent with a daughter who is permanently in residence. She’s off to university in the fall …

It’s all gone by surprisingly quickly, it really doesn’t seem that long ago that I looked down into the wintery valley with a vague sense that my life would never be the same again, that from that point forward I would no longer be the most important life in my life. It turns out that my wife and I were qualified to take on the task of parenthood … at least I think we were, I hope we were, and that dog I mentioned? It never really did what it was told or stayed close to home, but it lived a happy life and made it to 15. We kind of made it all up in the end, the way I suspect that most parents do. Sometimes you take the path of least resistance, sometimes you take a stand, and sometimes you just buckle up throw your hands up in the air and you hope for the best.

I had a farmer neighbor who when he heard we were expecting said, “Well, I hope you get a good one.” There’s lots I could say about that, but with all the ins and outs, the ups and downs, at the end of the day its best summed up when I say, “We did Jim, we got a good one, we really did!”

Happy Father’s Day everyone.


(June 3, 2021)

Simon says…

One step closer.

I may as well come clean, confess, put my cards on the table, spill my guts, fess up.

I’ve never been very good at waiting. I want everything now. I am “patience challenged”.

I remember one childhood Christmas when, out of sheer impatience, I persuaded my siblings that it would be a great idea to wake our parents at 5:00 AM on Christmas morning … it wasn’t. Turned out my father had been up until 3:00 AM with friends putting together the train set that was to be our principal gift … there may have been alcohol involved. Lesson learned; my father not particularly festive on two hours of sleep when still possibly under the influence.

Needless to say, the circumstances that have dictated my work life for over a year now have tried my patience or would have if I in fact had any patience. We’ve made plans, created budgets, hashed out cashflow projections, then we’ve unmade those plans, created new budgets, applied for grants, been approved for grants, Yay! Found out we couldn’t do the project the grant was for, turned the grant down, Boo! Tried another plan, felt good about it, raised some funds, Thank You! More restrictions, different restrictions … another plan, and through it all we tried to remind ourselves that no matter what the frustrations, we were one step closer.

And now we are. Finally. Because we have a re-opening plan, sure its missing some details, its too fast for some, too slow for others, but it’s the first time that we have what actually looks like a workable plan. For all of us. And, more importantly, we have vaccines. Like the re-opening plan, the vaccines are not to everyone’s taste, but for all of us they represent hope, a new beginning. Our hope is that we’ll be shortly able to announce a return to some kind of programming later this summer, to invite you in, to sit you down, to let you get away from it all.

We’re one step closer if we all take that one step.    It’s worth a shot!


(May 7, 2021)

Simon says…
A Time to Choose.
There comes a time in life when we start to think about what we will leave behind us. I’m not sure exactly when that time is mind you … sometime after driver’s license, marriage, children, and despair about chosen career(s) I would think. I am extremely fortunate that, despite my advancing years, I have the benefit of living parents and am able to consult with them at life’s turning points. Over the years my father has contributed his considerable wisdom on several occasions. He was in favour of driver’s licenses (although less keen on me actually driving his car), marriage, and children (except for their on-going advice seeking). As far as my career choice was concerned, he was less sure … I think he had me accurately pegged as an enthusiastic but mediocre actor whose talents would be better put to use in directing (or as he put it after I directed him, in “bossing people around”), and suggested it was a poor career choice if the accumulation of wealth was the goal.
When I spoke to my father about legacy giving, his response was unequivocal. He informed me that it was his intention to shuffle off his mortal coil at the exact moment that he spent his last dime. Now, while this is a commendable goal, not all of us are blessed with my father’s impeccable sense of timing. For the rest of us, my advice would be to plan. Give it some careful thought. Whether your recipient of choice is the theatre (we have gratefully received a number of legacy gifts), a not-for-profit service group, or the charity of your choice, there is value in knowing that you will be giving a gift to a recipient you really value and believe in, while providing clarity for your loved ones when they will be going through an undoubtably difficult time.
Most of us genuinely want to help. We want to help our families. We want to help our friends. We want to help our communities. A legacy gift, wherever you choose to send it, can provide that help.


(April 18, 2021)

Simon says…
Stepping Forward.
I did not have a particularly distinguished career in the Boy Scouts. It may have been that the 1st Ashgrove Troop was an ill-advised idea in the first place, but more than likely it was because the whole was not greater than the sum of the parts, and let’s be clear, the parts were not that great. My brother and I were two of those parts, and most of the time we spent punching each other, playing floor hockey, and trying to avoid doing helpful stuff. The Boy Scouts, however, did teach me one valuable lesson … it was about volunteering. We were on a weekend camping excursion and our beleaguered leader asked for a volunteer to dig the latrine … everyone, except me, stepped backwards. “Ahh”, I thought as I dug a woefully inadequate latrine, “to be a volunteer is to be a dupe, a patsy, the guy who is too slow to avoid the unpleasant task at hand.”
Like many organizations, here at the theatre, we are built on volunteers. Volunteers are often the first point of contact we have with patrons when they come through our doors. Volunteers sell 50/50 tickets, show patrons to their seats, and help out with concessions. They are our frontline fundraisers, our community ambassadors, and it is volunteers who make up our Board of Governors. Countless hours are gifted to the Port Stanley Festival Theatre every year by over a hundred volunteers, many who also volunteer with other organizations, proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that volunteers are the glue that holds our communities together.
To be sure, it has to be a two-way street. Volunteers invest in you as an organization, and you need to invest in the volunteer. I learned early on in my time as an Artistic Director that you can never take volunteers for granted, and you should never think of them en masse. A volunteer is an individual, and woe betide the Artistic Director who forgets that vital piece of information. As individuals many volunteers have been extremely generous with opinions on my programming, my pre-show speech, my apparel, and on one memorable occasion the state of my facial hair. One volunteer (not with this theatre fortunately) reviewed each and every production with an economy worthy of Nero. At intermission, I would receive either a thumbs up or an emphatic thumbs down …
So, there you have it. Volunteers, with the ins and the outs, the ups and the downs, we literally could not do it without them. It’s got nothing to do with avoidance, or not stepping back in a timely fashion. Our volunteers always step forward and are we glad that they do!

(March 20, 2021)

Simon says …

There is a war going on in my backyard.

One side has all the advantages … local knowledge, cunning, experience, and stealth. The other side has a Labrador. It needs to be mentioned at the outset that this is a horribly one-sided conflict, in fact, to dignify it with the designation of “conflict” is a gross misuse of the word.

The stakes? Well, the stakes are the very heart of springtime, the first cheerful glimpses of the season to come, the green quickening of the very earth as it shrugs off the mortal coils of winter … I am of course speaking of that happy harbinger of sunnier days, the crocus.

Our crocuses, with one or two hardy exceptions have been chewed to a nub. No flowers, no shoots, just the heart-breaking tiny glimpses of green, cut off level with the hard earth, all that is left after the hungry squirrel has had his fill. Yes, the squirrel! An old foe its true, as our previous house had so many red squirrels living in the attic that we tried to collect rent! In vain, I might add, for the larcenous squirrel has no interest in paying a fair price for accommodation, no, he just wants to destroy Spring by eating it!

Which brings us to the Labrador. As I may have previously mentioned, the Labrador is traditionally open to eating just about everything, and Ruby the wonder dog is no exception … except for squirrels. The one time her penchant for consumption could work in our favour and she is sadly missing in action. Oh, if a squirrel is caught in the act and Ruby happens to be in the vicinity, she will make a guilty half-hearted sortie in the appropriate direction, but her pace is such that the squirrel in question will die of old age long before she reaches it, and I could swear her bark speaks more of friendship than it does conflict. A gentle-hearted beast it would seem …

I would despair, but one thing I know, Spring will not be denied. Crocuses are hardy little things after all, they thrive in adversity. And as for the squirrels, I think they’ll move on, if only because they’re making their friend Ruby look bad … really bad.

Happy Spring everybody!


(February 28, 2021)

Simon says…
Et tu February?
Tweaked my back this morning. Now, I am an ex-athlete, so of course this happened while engaged in a noble almost manly act, something like doing a light weight workout, or stretching … or picking up a pair of socks. Yep, socks. Now to be fair, they were winter socks, substantial wooly winter socks, so heavy socks … for socks. It is telling that after this happened my first instinct was not to unleash a stream of unsavory vocabulary at the socks in question, after all blaming inanimate objects for my own shortcomings has become something of a “go to” response to adversity. No, my first thought, as I waited for my back to unclench to the point where I could take a second stab at the offending socks, was “figures, it’s February!”
I like to think that I am a fair man. This may come as a surprise to co-workers, family both near and far, and my dog, but I like to think it just the same, and as I had time on my hands, incapacitated as I was, sitting on the edge of the bed for the foreseeable future, I thought, “is February getting a bum rap? Is it fair? Is February really as bad as all that?” Maybe it’s just me. Maybe February isn’t the most villainous of months, at least not to everyone. It is true that February does hit just when the novelty of winter snows, arctic inspired winds, and nostril freezing cold has long since worn off. That your car starts to resemble nothing so much as a crumbling pile of salt and dirt. That the zipper on your only warm winter jacket seems to consistently jam up in that frustrating cross-toothed kind of way that no amount of cursing or tugging can free up so that you have to cast dignity aside and ask your wife for help like some helpless nine-year-old … but I digress.
Perhaps, and I’m just playing devil’s advocate here you understand, but perhaps there is an upside to February. After all, its short. Only 29 days even in those freakish leap years, and it contains Groundhog Day. I mean what’s not to like about a day dedicated to the superstitious predicting of climate based on the questionable shadow casting properties of a mistempered captive rodent? Then there’s Valentine’s Day … a happy time for singles everywhere! Although it must be said, a formal day set aside to celebrate love, to show your loved one how much you truly, truly love and appreciate her … she really is good about the zipper thing, after all it must be tempting to leave me there by the back door cursing and thrashing about even if only to see how it all turns out … is a great thing.
Whatever else is true about February, here’s the kicker, here’s the undeniable one great thing about this most maligned of months … it leads us into March. March, in like a lion out like a lamb or in like a lamb and out like an aardvark, I forget which. March, when Caesar met his deserved demise, when there is the possibility of not needing to where those darn socks, and when according to the aforementioned rodent spring will be upon us!


(February 9, 2021)

Simon says…

I’m assuming that everyone is familiar with the “good news, bad news” kind of situation. As in the good news is that my new laptop has much better camera definition, the bad news is that now everybody on ZOOM can see my jowls, or the good news is that in the current lockdown everyone can spend more time with their nearest and dearest in the security of their own home, the bad news is that everyone can spend time with their nearest and dearest … well, you get the picture.

Almost a year ago we made the hard choice to begin canceling programming here at the theatre, at first it was pre-season rental events, but eventually we had to pull the plug on the entire summer season. The good news was that we’d actually sold nearly $220,000 worth of tickets and that we were on track to break box office records, the bad news was that we had to reach out to each and everyone of those ticket holders and tell them about the season cancelation. Many patrons quite understandably needed a refund, some generous souls ($20,000 worth) donated the cost of their tickets to the theatre, and some deferred their tickets to the following year (2021) because they believed strongly that we would all get through this thing and our theatre would come back stronger than ever.

And … now we get back to that good news bad news thing. The good news is that we have a 2021 season planned, budgeted, and absolutely ready to go, the bad news is that it is a scaled down season, for all sort of reasons, that is very different from the season we had promised. Because of this, and because we are being forced to transition to a new box office software provider, we will be calling all of our deferred ticket patrons. We will be asking them to either accept a refund or make a donation of their ticket dollars, thus allowing us to make a clean transition to the coming season while feeling that we are staying true to all of you.

The good news? With any luck at all we’ll see you this summer as we welcome you back through our doors!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and scuff up the lens on that laptop camera …


(January 20, 2021)

Simon says …
It seems to me, that if January is good for anything, and I’m not sure that it is … I mean mostly its about realizing that the window you thought you’d fixed in the fall is still offering only a token resistance to the elements, that the well-earned “treats” you consumed in December are conspiring to make your jeans tight, your digestion uncertain, and your silhouette unflattering, and that the days while ostensibly staying lighter longer, are still undeniably grey, cold, and bleak, as they encourage nothing so much as hibernation … but, if it is good for anything, its good for rumination.
I have been ruminating on the powers of positive thought, which may come as a bit of a surprise having read the above. Nevertheless, positive thought and the vagaries therein have occupied me as I contemplate January from the comfort of my couch … or as my wife calls it, my “den”. Once again, it seems like we are in a “hurry up and wait” scenario, and once again it’s probably a good idea to find as much positive about that as we can. For instance … I’m getting very good at coming up with potential summer programs (three at last count) and corresponding budgets, and I’m learning a whole bunch about cashflow projections!
How do I stay positive you ask? Well, I’ve come to the conclusion that it has to do with personal history, with challenges you’ve faced in the past and how you’ve overcome them. What lurks in my sketchy past? What sordid secret governs how I face adversity to this very day? It’s very simple. I am a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs, and not only that, I became a fan in 1968, the very year that they began their current run of ineptitude and failure. I have learned to find the positive in the bleakest of circumstances. I do it at the beginning of every season, I’m doing it even now! So, January in lockdown, do your worst! I have lived through losing a lead in the 7th game of the first round to the deservedly despised Boston Bruins and lived to tell the tale. We will overcome! After all, the Leafs just signed Joe Thornton and he comes from St Thomas. Synchronicity!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the power of positive thinking.


(December 22, 2020)

Simon says…

So, let’s get something out of the way at the get go. I am not always a “glass half full” kind of guy.

In fact, I’m more like a “where the heck is the glass? Is there anything even in the glass? Oh look, I dropped the glass and its broken into tiny little pieces on the ground, one of those pieces will probably stick in my foot!” kind of guy.

Let’s just say I’ve had a tough time walking on the sunny side of the street for the last little while, but on the bright side … Christmas is coming, and with Christmas comes good food, possibly a cocktail or 2, thoughts of family, and gifts, which in my case means new socks!

Now, I don’t know at what point in a person’s life gift socks are received with rejoicing instead of disappointment, but I have come to appreciate the simple pleasures of slipping into a pair of new socks. I’m going to hoard them, save them for a rainy day, and when it really seems that the planets are aligned against me, I’m going to fight back with a colourful foot-hugging wool blend. So, onwards and upwards! A brave new year! May all your glasses be half full …with socks.

Now if I could only figure out why all my new socks are kind of damp, and why they smell of dog …


(November 18, 2020)

Simon says…

Here we go again.
So, there are hazards involved when you own a Labrador (or in our case a dog that is labradorish) and, as the average Labrador doesn’t come with an owner’s manual, you are largely left to discover these hazards through trial and error … mostly error. Now if there is anyone out there who is thinking of adding one of these noble beasts to their family, I’m going to give you a little heads-up. Labradors like to eat, a statement that is an understatement of mind- numbing proportions … its like saying mosquitoes can be annoying, or that being able to breath is good. Not only do they like to eat, they like to eat everything. They like to eat things that would make any other animal gag, and if they decide not to eat it, they’ll probably decide to roll in it.
Which brings me to horse manure …
About two weeks ago Ruby the wonder dog (the Labrador in question) and I were out for our daily perambulation. It was a bright, clear, and unseasonably warm fall day and my heart was full of optimism as I scanned the blue heavens for sign of interesting birds. Had I not been so naively occupied, I would not have been caught unawares, I would have noticed the tell-tale signs of the “questing Labrador” … the twitching nose, the wagging tale, the hint of drool. Ruby had honed in on the mother lode, a sun-warmed, slightly disguised by dead leaves, perfectly aged pile of horse manure. The rest of the story was a foregone conclusion … she perused, she tasted, she ate, she rolled ecstatically, and I, in my haste to prevent further carnage, stepped in it!
Now, my short-term memory is starting to decline, Ruby’s is not.
Yesterday we walked the same piece of trail, and you guessed it, a moment of inattention and Ruby

was once again a happy, happy, smelly dog … and I stepped in it

Which about sums up our current predicament doesn’t it? This pandemic … an early sense of optimism, tempered by a dawning reality, a passage of time, a moment of inattention … and we’ve stepped in it again.

And now what? Wipe off your shoe my friends. Wipe off your shoe, forgive your Labrador, and look for those blue skies once again.
Hmmm. Maybe a lapdog next time …

(November 9, 2020)

Simon says…

Reflections on Programming

When I was a kid growing up in rural Halton County, I spent what felt like months in the act of haying. To those who have never hayed it looks like a benign enough past time. Fresh air, sunshine, the sweat of honest labour, it seems so refreshingly wholesome somehow, with clear progress and its associated satisfaction at the end of every day. The truth is somewhat different, of course, as many of us know, and can be defined by one word: “chaff”. Chaff is the fine barbed particles and dust-like bits that fill the air as soon as hay bales start to be tossed around. It is present ALL THE TIME when haying, in the breezy field and the stifling haymow alike, it sticks to that “honest sweat” we talked about and creates an intensity of itch that I have not experienced since.

As you can see, I have a clear relationship with haying, and so when playwright Dan Needles in last season’s “Ed’s Garage” allows his title character to weigh in on the effects of the “oversized round hay bale” on the rural status quo, I can immediately identify. The importance of this “identification”, this seeing an aspect of ourselves in a character portrayed on stage, gives us a “way in” to the play, to the story the playwright is trying to tell, and to the tribal experience of watching that play in the company of fellow audience members. It’s not that we can’t understand or enjoy a story that doesn’t reflect our experience in some way, it’s just that when it does, it allows us to see our own experiences from a slightly different perspective, and in the hands of a talented playwright that is a powerful tool indeed.

I’ve always felt that good programming should be a combination of stories that reflect our community in some way, and stories that may also challenge the way our community views the world. The aforementioned “Ed’s Garage”, “Buying the Farm” by Shelley Hoffman and Steven Sparks, and Norm Foster’s “Mending Fences” all reflect a comic rural perspective. The same could be said of Ken Cameron’s “Harvest” and Michael Healey’s award-winning play “The Drawer Boy”, and yet they push an audience a little further from their comfort zone. In “Harvest” the characters are dealing with the devastating destruction of their family home by its use as a “grow-op”, so although the piece is comedic, it has a darker side. “The Drawer Boy”, too, has its comic side, but ultimately draws us down a path that examines the effects of both violence and mental illness.

Laughter is a great medicine, and heaven knows it’s a medicine sorely needed in our current circumstance, but it’s good to think as well, and a good play often allows us both. As for haying? Well, I’m glad to say that the closest I’ve come to it of late is in watching “Ed’s Garage” at the Port Stanley Festival Theatre.


(October 8, 2020)

Simon says…

Fall update

This time last year we had just concluded the most successful season in our 42 year history, followed by a vibrant Playwrights’ Festival that saw public reading of both “Smarty Pants” by Shelley Hoffman and Steven Sparks and “Our House” by first time playwright Murray Furrow. We had managed to pay down most of the debt on our building and had managed to bolster both building and operations reserve funds as a hedge against possible “rainy days”. Well you know what they say: “Sometimes it never rains but it pours!”

This Fall is obviously a little different, but we have been able to cling to some normalcy. There was no summer season for us this year, but we were able to invite 45 patrons into the theatre for a live reading of Jamie Williams’ “Pinkerton Comes to Prospect” in a socially-distanced and somewhat reduced Playwrights’ Festival. It was great to have something live back on the stage again! Thanks to government wage subsidy programs we have been able to keep our core group of employees at work as we make plans for the future.

In other years we would be announcing next year’s playbill at about this time and we would have approved a budget for next year as we start to assess this year’s financial year end. Well that process has certainly been “interesting”, but I’m happy to say that we have struck a budget for next year and we have a season in mind. We’re going to delay the announcement of that season for a while yet as we see what the next few months bring, but be assured that we’ll be actively planning for that season launch, and it will only be a matter of time until we invite patrons back through our doors. When we do, we are confident that our patrons will be safe and comfortable, and that safety protocols put in place will ensure the safety of all.

Huge “thank yous” to our hard-working staff, a dedicated Board of Governors, and to all our supporters out there in the community of Port Stanley. We couldn’t do it without you.


(September 30)

Simon says…

Where do new plays come from?

In the 15 years that I’ve been the Artistic Director at the Port Stanley Festival Theatre we have produced 72 plays within the structure of our summer programming. OK, they have not all been plays, strictly speaking. 16 of them were concert- based productions with only loose connecting material that linked the musical content, but that still leaves 56 plays. Any way you look at it, 56 plays is a lot of characters, a lot of words, and an almost inconceivable amount of work. And here’s the kicker … you only get paid for that work if the play you write actually gets produced. If it doesn’t hit the stage, all you get for your trouble is a pile of paper that sits in a drawer somewhere. Most playwrights have a few of these “desk drawer masterpieces’ tucked away … I have three of them myself. So, this playwrighting thing is a bit of a gamble, and really it’s kind of a minor miracle that we get any new plays at all.

Of the 56 plays I spoke of, 12 were premiere productions that went through our new play development process. In this process, we first of all identify likely plays that we think will fit into our programming, we then assist the playwright with dramaturgical advice during the re-write phase (most plays come to the stage through a progression of multiple “versions”), and finally we workshop the piece with actors and present a public reading. The public reading provides the final piece of the puzzle … you, the audience. Without an audience, there is no play.

Any play is a partnership between the playwright, the actors, and the audience, and its vital for the playwright to participate in this partnership before he finalizes what hopefully will go into rehearsals for a full production. I think a few of the “regulars”, patrons who have faithfully attended multiple Playwrights’ Festival readings, might feel that it is the audience feedback session that is the crucial component for the play’s development, but truth be told, the playwright gets most of the information he needs from simply sitting in an audience and gauging responses moment to moment as his play unfolds.

We hope to produce at least two plays next season that will have come through our new play development program, and if we do, you’ll now know a little more about where they came from. Its not an easy gig, this playwright thing, and just remember next time you enjoy an actor’s work onstage … without the playwright’s work that actor wouldn’t have a whole lot to say.

(September 8, 2020)

Simon says…

Planning for the Future

So … you’re standing backstage in a theatre, you’re not sure which theatre, you just know it’s a theatre. It’s dark, you can hear the sounds of an audience, maybe they sound friendly, maybe they don’t. There is somebody, perhaps an assistant stage manager, pushing you towards the stage insisting that you are late. A play is about to begin and apparently you are in it, but you don’t know the play, you don’t know your lines, you don’t even know what role you are playing. But it’s so ingrained, “the show must go on”! You are in a blind panic, but you step into the lights regardless, as the lights hit you, you glance down and … you are naked.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a description of the classic “actor’s nightmare”, and it often occurs during tech week or at a particularly stressful time in the rehearsal period as your subconscious tries to deal with the stress and nerves that can surround the phenomena of live performance. And aside from the “naked” part it describes pretty well the way many of us have been feeling as we try to plan for the future. Here at the Port Stanley Festival Theatre, we spent the early days of the pandemic reacting to the situation. We focussed on following health guidelines, we started working from home, Zoom became our new friend, and reluctantly we began the process of dismantling our off-season programing and the wonderful season we had planned for the summer of 2020. We were in damage control mode as we contacted ticket holders, subscribers, sponsors, and renters, and tried to come to terms with the fact that our revenue stream had been reduced to a trickle, and that our fiscal situation had gone from “record breaking” to “dire” in a few short weeks.

Fortunately, we have a determined group made up of staff, volunteers, community partners, and Board members, and we have now moved beyond simple damage control. We have spoken to all our ticket holders (well nearly all), many of whom either donated the price of their tickets or deferred them until next season. We have leaned on the financial reserves prudently accumulated from a series of successful summer seasons, we’ve tried to keep in contact with our community through increased website development, and heightened use of social media, and we have begun actively planning for the future. We’ve been active in reaching out to other theatres, in looking at how we can share resources, how we can become stronger as a cultural community, and how we can try to minimize the devastating effects of this pandemic on artists everywhere. As a sector, we were one of the first to be locked down and will probably be one of the last to be fully reopened.

As we contemplate the days to come, as we conduct intensive strategic planning, and a reassessment of what it means to be a small-town summer theatre, one thing has always been certain: we will find a way. It won’t be easy and we’ll need your help. We don’t know everything we need to know, we don’t know when social distancing will no longer be needed, we don’t know when a vaccine will be available, but we do know that we’ll figure it out. We will have actors on our stage again and audiences in our seats, and we will do it in such a way that everyone will be safe. In fact, that will be happening sooner rather than later, as we’ll be staging a “socially distanced” live reading of a brand new play on Saturday September 19th as part of a reduced annual Playwrights’ Festival, and as we plan for some limited “special” programming over the winter. It will allow us to figure out safety protocols and social distancing, and to invite you back into your theatre.

So, there it is. We’re moving forward, we’re planning for a re-vitalized future. Oh, don’t get me wrong, I still have that dream, but it’s a dream now not a nightmare. I’m still not quite sure what play I’m in, but thankfully, for everyone involved … I’m fully clothed.


(August 4, 2020)

Simon says

It seems a long time ago now, but last summer we had six opening nights, six first nights, six beginnings all of them followed by stories. They were all Canadian stories, and at least one of them was brand new. On each of those opening nights I would stand up onstage before things got underway and I would thank our sponsors … corporate sponsors, season sponsors, show sponsors, media sponsors, community partners … and you would always applaud their generosity, as is only right and proper.

But here’s the thing, when I made a point of thanking the Ontario Government as represented by the Ontario Arts Council the applause would be only lukewarm at best. When last I put pen to paper, I spoke about how hard it can be sometimes to ask for help, and upon reflection it seems that perhaps its also hard to appreciate that help when it’s given. It’s easy to criticize government … municipal, regional, provincial or federal, we’re pretty much equal opportunity when it comes to finding fault with those we have elected to look after our best interests. I do it all the time. In fact, I’d say I’ve almost elevated it to a full-time hobby!

The Ontario Arts Council is an arms length provincial body funded but not operated by the Ontario Government. Depending on the political stripe of that government the coffers of the Ontario Arts Council have ebbed and flowed over the years, but the talented group of people who operate the organization have always managed to keep it alive, and over the years have channeled much needed funds to many companies just like the Port Stanley Festival Theatre, and by connection, to communities like ours.

So, a heartfelt thank you to the Ontario Arts Council, thank you for over ten years of annual funding, thank you for the understanding and the moral support, and thank for helping us support the wonderful community that we are a part of here in Port Stanley, Ontario.

May our applause be long and loud!


(July 14, 2020)

Simon says…

It’s not always easy to ask for help.
I’ve never been very good at it to tell the truth. As a kid, I’d always rather muddle through on my own, hope for the best, and then be smugly pleased with myself if, against all odds, things worked out alright in the end. Maybe it was misplaced pride, childish male arrogance, or perhaps some weird post-immigration British upper lip thing but asking for help always made me feel like I was lacking something as a person. So, 9 times out of 10, I’d try to tough it out.

Needless to say, things didn’t always pan out and there were consequences … a really bad Grade 12 calculus grade, a knee injury that almost ended my competitive running career, and an attempted body-job on my Mother’s car after a fender bender that I was convinced she would never notice. She did …
Fortunately, several decades later my perspective has changed.
It’s OK to ask for help. It can be humbling sometimes, but that’s OK too, and sometimes people really want to provide that help, they want to reach out, and that “reaching out” can be the basis of a real sense of community.

As a not-for-profit we reach out all the time, to private donors, to government agencies, and to business sponsors. Over the next little while we’re going to shine a light on some of those sponsors. Some have been with us for many years, some are brand new, some, because of their own difficulties in these troubled times have had to reduce their sponsorship, and some have been able to stay the course, but without their support we would not have survived.

So, when you see us feature these folks on this page, don’t just pass them buy, give it a read, follow a link or two, and get to know some of the people who’ve decided to give back to their community.

Because, you see, we reached out, we asked for help, and they gave it…


(June 30, 2020)

Simon says …

In the spring of 1968, my life changed. I stepped off the “Empress of England” in the port of old Montreal and I learned a whole lot of things in a very short period of time.

I learned that cars could be the size of a small country, that people said, “you’re welcome” when you said, “thank you”, and that hockey was very, very important.

I learned that hockey was played on ice, that it was a game that contained a certain amount of violence, and that the Montreal Canadiens were the best hockey team in the world, ever, without exception, bar none … I learned about BBQ’s, peanut butter, and maple syrup.

I also learned that 10 year old boys didn’t go to school wearing knee socks and flannel shorts, that apparently I spoke “funny”, that I was something called a “limey”, and that at lunch recess “limeys” ate their lunches on their own.

Not every lesson I learned was an easy one, and in the beginning it sometimes seemed that the only way to fit in was to deny completely the person I was before.

But eventually I learned some perspective, that most of the changes in me would be imperceptible, gradual, and virtually painless, that there would always be people in this country who were “newer” than me and that they deserved my generosity, and that the Montreal Canadiens were not in fact the greatest hockey team in the world, and that that title (in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary) rightfully belonged to the Toronto Maple Leafs.

When I was 12 we went home to England for a visit with family in the old country. It was great, it was familiar, people drove on the right side of the road, and football (soccer) reigned supreme. But then something strange happened. I opened my mouth to say “hello” to my grandparents, and I could tell by the look in their eyes that I now spoke “funny” on that side of the Atlantic. And that was when I realised that England wasn’t home for me anymore after all. In two short years my home had become Canada. It still is.

I still talk funny on occasion, I’m still waiting for the Toronto Maple Leafs to prove their worldwide supremacy, and I still worry about the reception that some newcomers receive when they come to this country, but I am and always will be proud to be a Canadian.

Happy Canada Day everyone!

(June 19, 2020)
Simon says...
Well, I haven’t been a new father for quite a long time now. My daughter has long since progressed from letting her needs be known by crying and screaming (mostly). Nowadays communication seems to consist of a lot of “eye rolling” and an occasional plea that her mother and I stop finding ways of embarrassing her … But there is a member of our team here at the theatre, Production Manager Tony Sclafani, who is a new Dad, and I thought a few words from him might be a good reminder of what early fatherhood is all about …
“After seven years I’m a new father all over again. Benjamin Floyd Sclafani joined the world in the middle of this little pandemic we are dealing with. If anyone has ever said, “parenting is like riding a bike, you do it once you never forget”, they were wrong. Fibbers I tell you, parenting a second child is nothing like parenting the first. No two babies are alike, even in the same household. Gabriel, our first born. He was and is an incredibly sweet child, a mild mannered curious little boy. I can honestly say that first time around, all of our parenting choices worked. Now, becoming a dad to Benji has been a totally different story. Number two, this sweet second son of mine, is of a different temperament altogether. When Benji was born, I thought I had this in the bag. “I’ve done it before I can do this father thing again with ease.” HA! Nonsense! I tried using all the classic moves that worked with Gabe, and I get nothing from this kid. He can’t be in my arms, he needs to be with his mom almost 100% of the time, which, by the way isn’t easy on my wife…she needs a break too once in a while. Benji does not give breaks! So far, the only thing that I have been able to accomplish as a father with Benji is give him a good burping after a hearty meal on the bosom. Yup, Tony the “Burper”, that’s me, and if “Burper” is my title, then I will do it to the very best of my ability … and I hope that at least my many hours of whispering “dada” in his ear will get him to utter his first word and acknowledge who I really am.”
Happy Father’s Day to all!